Haiku by Ron Lavalette

Haiku Stupid

1.

sixteen chickens cross

I curse the road for its width
stupid slowpoke birds

2.

they roll themselves down

stupid Pakistani socks
blame it on Wal-Mart

3.

stupid galaxy

we have nowhere else to go
stay home in the pits

4.

deadly golden arch

America malnourished
stupid plastic food

5.

turn the damned thing off
stupid reality shows
big ol’ bunch of dopes

 

 

Ron Lavalette is a cranky poet from Barton VT. He has been widely published in both ink and pixel form.  A reasonable sample of his published work can be found at EGGS OVER TOKYO (http://eggsovertokyo.blogspot.com).